Monthly Archives: July 2009

Opening in Chicago, 07/31

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I got home late last night, but if I had realized it was such a light week, I’d have tapped this out then. As it is … it’s a light week.

Act of God (trailer)
Director: Jennifer Baichwal (Manufactured Landscapes)
Now this looks interesting: a documentary about lighting and the metaphysical effects thereof. I’m not so sure about the metaphysical aspect of this, but I’d see the movie just for the lightning footage anyway. I’m there.
Metacritic: not listed

Aliens in the Attic (trailer)
Director: John Schultz (Drive Me Crazy, Like Mike, The Honeymooners)
I don’t think that this is going to do all that well in terms of box office, but Fox has only themselves to blame, not putting this out in 3-D. Yup, 3-D would have made all the difference.
Metacritic: no score

Funny People (trailer)
Director: Judd Apatow (The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up)
Looks good, unquestionably the most I’ve wanted to see an Adam Sandler for at least a decade. Maybe ever. Relatedly, the release of a new Apatow film reminds me of Chris, who slipped away into the night all those years ago, not to return, but at least didn’t delete all his shit.
Metacritic: 60

Shrink (trailer)
Director: Jonas Pate
Well, I’m not going to surprise anyone by expressing my dislike for Kevin Spacey, or my disinterest in a movie about a Hollywood shrink in which … wait for it … the shrink is the one who’s really messed up.
Metacritic: 40

Major Directors’ Early Works Vol. 1: Quentin Tarantino

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So I thought I would try something new here and do a series of posts on the early, early works of directors I admire and who I think have made major contributions to the medium of filmmaking.

For the inaugural post I thought I would shed light on a really early work of a major Hollywood director, Quentin Tarantino.

From the YouTube Synopsis by username World2008rain:

“My Best Friend’s Birthday (1987) is an unfinished black and white independent film by Craig Hamann and Quentin Tarantino, while they were working at the now shuttered Video Archives in Manhattan Beach, California. The project started in 1984, when Hamann wrote a short 30-40 page script about a young man who continually tries to do something nice for his friend’s birthday, only to have his efforts backfire. Tarantino became attached to the project as co-writer and director, and he and Hamann expanded the short script into an 80 page script. On an estimated budget of $5,000, they shot the film on 16mm over the course of the next four years. Hamann and Tarantino starred in the film, along with several video store and acting class buddies, and worked on the crew, which included fellow Video Archives employees Rand Vossler and Roger Avary. The film is the most overtly comic that Tarantino has made. Tarantino himself referred to it as like a “Jerry Lewis movie”. The original cut was about 70 minutes long but due to a fire only 36 minutes of the film survived. The 36 minute cut has been shown at several film festivals. It has never been officially released.”

A few thoughts:

1.) Listen closely in the first part and you’ll hear the name of a familiar radio station.

2.) The man who comes out of the bathroom in part 2 is, apparently, one of the police with the German Shepherd in the bathroom in Reservoir Dogs.

3.) Starting at 4:50 of the second part there is a rather ambitious and pretty brilliant shot that is one take and involves no cuts and what I can only assume is a dolly or some sort of rig that allowed him to get the shot he got. An early hint that this man really knew what he was doing. Awesome.

4.) Funny. There’s a reference to Aldo Raine in part 3 at the 5:00 minute mark.

5.) What was the whole subplot with the African-American? Big question mark.

6.) Part 3 has a great what seems like a 360-degree pan of a bedroom and the posters on the walls glancing over the woman on the bed and ending on Tarantino at the 9:08 mark.

7.) The commenters say a lot of this script was recycled or re-purposed for True Romance. Would have to watch the two together to say with any certainty.

8.) A strong use of music is present in this film.

Give your thoughts. Would be interested to know what you all think.

Be careful, there is quite a bit of objectionable material herein. You have been forewarned.


AGEBOC 09 – July 31-August 2

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of July 31 – August 2, 2009.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1) What will be the #3 film of the weekend?

2) Will The Collector make more or less than 6 million?

Deadline is Wednesday July 29 at 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 09 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9 James: 24.5

Rob: 22.5
Brian: 19.5
Jackrabbit Slim: 17.5
Joe Webb: 17.5
Nick: 13.5
Marco Trevisiol: 7.5
Jeanine: 7.5
filmman: 7
Juan: 6.5
Rhymerguy: 4

How I met Jon Landau

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I was watching the Avatar panel at Comic Con when I remembered:

I once met Jon Landau.

That may not mean a lot to many of you, but allow me to share with you why I still kick myself to this day.

First, a little background:

I moved to LA in 2002 and ensconced myself in Studio City, in the San Fernando Valley.

I needed a job, so I walked into an electronics store on the corner of Ventura and Laurel Canyon Blvd.

I got the job and proceeded to sell high-end electronics to every single celebrity you could think of. Honestly, you name them, they came in. From Robin Williams to Joe Pesci to James Marsden to the Highlander to Shaq to Dharma (and Greg) to Marilyn Manson and, really, anymore you could name. Watching Tommy from Goodfellas buying a palmcorder is a profound experience. Just envision Leo Getz’s voice asking: “Should I get this one, or this one, or this one. How is this in low light?” and you get a bit of an idea. The MOST profound person I was able to meet and speak to, for me, was Mardik Martin.

Well, back to my main idea. So there I am watching the Avatar panel and there, introducing the actors, was Jon Landau.

Now, I don’t mean to give this story more weight than it deserves, or make it seem more than it is. When you strive for any place in this business, sometimes, networking and meeting people is the only way you ever make anything of what you want to do. All the talent in the world can’t get you connections. Many writers, filmmakers, etc., do nothing more than go to parties and worry about having work to show only if they ever need it.

So here I am, making all these connections, hoping, beyond hope, that maybe something will come of any of them. Hey, that dude who made Rodger Dodger kept the script in his back pocket and gave it to Campbell Scott in a coffee shop, so I’m not too delusional…am I?

So, there I am  one day, and my co-worker, who knew what I was trying to do, said there was someone looking for a vcr. So I walked over to the customer and started talking to them. Well, somehow, as always, we got onto the topic of why I was in LA. And so I told this man my dreams, this man who had a very quick, very halting manner of speech, as though there was always something else he wanted to tell you, like what he was telling you at that moment was simply getting in the way of what he wanted to say next.

Now, I had no idea who this man was. None. I had just spoken to Mardik Martin that day, so my mind wasn’t registering much else.

I asked what type of vcr he wanted, and he kept saying it was for his kid’s room and that it didn’t need to be anything special and he kept asking me if I knew who he was. Constantly. Like every other sentence.

“How is this vcr? Do you know who I am?”

“How about this tv, does it have a built-in vcr? Do you know who I am?”

“Why is that vcr 20 bucks more than this one? Do you know who I am?”

And that’s pretty much it. That’s the story. He bought the vcr and a tv and left the store. And I always wonder, if I had known, and if I had worked my way into a conversation about…anything…other than vcr’s and tv’s…would anything…anything at all maybe come of it? I could pick out the most obscure writer…the most obscure owner of an obscure distribution company, but I didn’t recognize or have any knowledge of one of the most successful producers to ever grace Hollywood.

Maybe that’s what truly haunts me: that I could spend my entire life spewing worthless amounts of minutiae about everything film, but when Jon Landau asked me, repeatedly, if I knew who he was and gave me a moment to answer and when I didn’t, continued to ramble about a lame tv and vcr for his kid…I dropped the ball.

Not a day goes by I don’t wonder.

Opening in Chicago, 07/24

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G-Force (trailer)
Director: Hoyt Yeatman
Jerry Bruckheimer turns 64 in two months, which is good news, because it means he’s rapidly nearing retirement age. You’ve worked all your life for this, Jerry! That’s what Social Security is for!
Metacritic: 44

Humpday (trailer)
Director: Lynn Shelton
Supposed to be pretty good. Not 100% sure on this, but I think it might be “mumblecore.”
Metacritic: 76

In the Loop (trailer)
Director: Armando Iannucci
Now this I’m interested in, a political comedy that is supposedly razor-sharp.
Metacritic: 84

Katyn
Director: Andrzej Wajda (A Generation, Man of Marble, Man of Iron, Danton)
More proof that World War II remains an endless well for movie subjects, this is about the Soviet massacre of Poles in 1940 that was subsequently blamed on the Nazis. Wajda is undoubtedly the most legendary of Polish filmmakers, though I’ve only seen a couple of his films (the first two listed above). Nominated for a Foreign Film Oscar last year (as in, for the year 2007), so it’s been floating around for awhile.
Metacritic: 81

Munyurangabo
Director: Lee Isaac Chung
Film about two children, one Hutu and one Tutsi, caught in the middle of ethnic strife in Rwanda. Seems like something I might go out of my way for; while I don’t necessarily trust Roger Ebert’s four-star reviews for more mainstream fare, the smaller movies that get four stars are almost always worth seeking out.
Metacritic: not listed

Orphan (trailer)
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra (House of Wax, Goal II: Living the Dream)
I don’t think I’d go see this even if it was supposed to be good, which I gather it is not. Perhaps I suffer from lack of imagination, but I can’t fathom a way to do a story like this in a way that would make it worthwhile. Also, it looks a lot like Joshua – even bringing Vera Farmiga along to play the mother – and I hated that movie like a thousand white-hot suns.
Metacritic: 45

Soul Power (trailer)
Director: Jeffrey Levy-Hinte
Film documenting the epic R&B concert that preceded the Ali-Foreman fight in Zaire in 1974.
Metacritic: 76

The Ugly Truth (trailer)
Director: Robert Luketic (Legally Blonde, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!, Monster-in-Law, 21)
What we have here are two actors who seem to be quite content with being in crappy movies. Butler is a classic case of someone who casting directors think much more highly of than he warrants. Heigl, meanwhile, may be on a career path that will make her utterly intolerable within a few years.
Metacritic: 31

Unmistaken Child (trailer)
Director: Nati Baratz
Documentary about a monk trying to find the reincarnated child of his former teacher.
Metacritic: 68

AGEBOC 09 – July 24-26

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of July 24-26, 2009.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1) What will be the #2 film of the weekend?

2) What will be the #3 film of the weekend?

Deadline is Wednesday July 22 at 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 09 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9 James: 24.5

Brian: 19.5
Rob: 18.5
Jackrabbit Slim: 17.5
Joe Webb: 14.5
Nick: 13
Marco Trevisiol: 7.5
Jeanine: 7.5
filmman: 6.5
Juan: 6.5
Rhymerguy: 4

Opening in Chicago, Weekend of 07/17

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Well, sorry again for the delay. I really do prefer to write this Thursday night, but it just takes too long to do on nights when I get home late. In this case, I went to see Jean-Luc Godard’s Made in U.S.A., which was arguably not worth the effort … I feel that Godard is not someone I’m able to understand all that well. And not necessarily from lack of effort.

Incidentally, anyone else notice that Metacritic redesigned their site? It’s not really much different except they ramped up the ugly pretty hard.

Dead Snow (trailer)
Director: Tommy Wirkola
Norwegian film about Nazi zombies. I mean, you know, like a parody of zombie films. I wonder if we aren’t getting to the point where sending up horror films isn’t more cliched than the actual horror movies themselves. This is … not a new idea.
Metacritic: 61

The End of the Line (trailer)
Director: Rupert Murray (Unknown White Male)
Well, as far as this goes, Unknown White Male was one of the worst documentaries I’ve ever seen. I know it sounds weird to hear a documentary described that way, but it really was a stunningly poor film (I wrote about it here). So I’m not exactly going to run to the Cinematheque to hear Ted Danson tell me that all the fish are gone.
Metacritic: 71

(500) Days of Summer (trailer)
Director: Marc Webb
Looking forward to this to some degree. Seems like something that won’t be radically great but will be just different enough to keep things enjoyable and even maybe a little unpredictable.
Metacritic: 74

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (trailer)
Director: David Yates (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
Arrives with strong reviews and awesome early business, but as the Leonard films showed, the sixth movie in a series can often be problematic.
Metacritic: 78

Three Monkeys (trailer at Zeitgeist Films site)
Director: Nuri Bilge Ceylan (Distant, Climates)
Turkish film from acclaimed filmmaker Ceylon. I remember wanting to see Climates, but it never played in Dallas (as far as I recall), and I missed it.
Metacritic: 73

AGEBOC 09 – July 17-19

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of July 17-19, 2009.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1) Will this be the highest opening weekend for a Harry Potter film?

2) What will be the #2 film of the weekend?

Deadline is Tuesday July 14 at 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 09 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9 James: 24

Rob: 18.5
Jackrabbit Slim: 15
Brian: 14.5
Joe Webb: 14
Nick: 12.5
Marco Trevisiol: 7.5
Jeanine: 7
filmman: 6.5
Juan: 6.5
Rhymerguy: 4

Opening in Chicago, 07/10

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Not much going on this week. Obviously The Hurt Locker demands attention, but not sure about the rest.

Blood: The Last Vampire
Director: Chris Nahon (Kiss of the Dragon)
I know … it looks like it should be direct-to-DVD, but here it is in theaters. I don’t get it either.
Metacritic: 28

Brüno (trailer)
Director: Larry Charles (Masked and Anonymous, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Religulous)
I was only OK with Borat, but I do think he’s a cleverly conceived character. This one, on the other hand, has felt like a cynical, pointless fraud from the first moment I saw the wholly unfunny trailer. For example, naming the baby OJ … how many things are wrong with this? For one thing, it’s 2009, and not 1994, so OJ jokes are beyond dated. Secondly, the same critique applies to exploiting the Springer-style talk show for cheap laughs. It was old in 1999 when Austin Powers did it! And third, the “African baby” jokes were played out after the first wiseass crack about Angelina Jolie. I haven’t decided whether or not to see it yet, but at this point I’m leaning towards “no.”
Metacritic: 55

The Hurt Locker (trailer)
Director: Kathryn Bigelow (Near Dark, Point Break, Strange Days, K-19: The Widowmaker)
It occurs to me just this moment that the only one of Bigelow’s films I’ve seen is Strange Days. Anyhow, Jackrabbit Slim has already reviewed this, and calls it “probably the best narrative film that uses the conflict in Iraq as its subject matter.” In other words, he’s in line with the critical consensus, which is as overwhelmingly positive as any film that I can remember from the last few years.
Metacritic: 93

I Love You, Beth Cooper (trailer)
Director: Chris Columbus (Rent, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Bicentennial Man, Stepmom)
I’m not a fan of Columbus in general, but this seems beneath even him.
Metacritic: 34

Il divo (trailer)
Director: Paolo Sorrentino
Italian film about the life and times of former Prime Minister Giulio Andreotti. Been wanting to see this for a while; it was one of the films that I meant to see during the EU Film Festival here in March but missed out on.
Metacritic: 81

Made in U.S.A.
2 or 3 Things I Know About Her
Director: Jean-Luc Godard
The Gene Siskel Film Center is showing both films as a double feature this week. From what I understand, Godard shot both films simultaneously and meant them to be shown together. I haven’t seen Made in U.S.A., but I saw 2 or 3 Things last year and was frankly bored. I don’t like admitting these things but honesty compels me.
Metacritic: neither listed

Review: The Hurt Locker

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HLposterUSA2Kathryn Bigelow’s The Hurt Locker is probably the best narrative film that uses the conflict in Iraq as its subject matter. At first blush I thought it might be because it sticks to the conventions of the platoon war picture, and is less political than films like Stop-Loss and In the Valley of Elah. But after a few hours have passed I realize that it is a political film, but in a much more subtle way.

The set-up is simple: we are embedded with the U.S. Army, specifically an E.O.D. (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) unit. It’s a small group, consisting of three soldiers, who are called upon to disarm unexploded devices. After one of their number is killed, a new guy arrives to assume the role of team leader, and things get a little unsettled.

That’s because the new guy is Will James, played by Jeremy Renner, and he marches to the beat of distinctively different drummer. He marches right into danger with a casual attitude that drives his colleague, Anthony Mackie, crazy. The third man, Brian Geraghty, fancies himself a walking dead man, and deals with his overwhelming sense of dread with visits by a psychiatrist. It soon becomes apparent that Renner thrives on danger (the opening epigram is from war correspondent Chris Hedges: “War is a drug).” For Renner it certainly is a drug, helping him forget about the troubles he’s having with his wife.

Written by Mark Boal, a journalist who spent time embedded with an E.O.D., the film unfolds episodically, as the trio deal with increasingly dangerous situations. Renner disarms a bomb in a car, taking far longer than Mackie would like. They encounter a group of British soldiers, and get pinned down by some enemy snipers. Renner sneaks out of the base to investigate the death of a local boy he befriended, and then Renner tries to help an unfortunate man who has been pressed into service as a suicide bomber. All of these scenes drip with authenticity, and are pumped with maximum suspense by Bigelow and editors Chris Innis and Bob Murawski. The cinematography by Barry Ackroyd is an example of how jittery hand-held photography serves the story, rather than distracts from it (as in Public Enemies). If it recalls a video game, I think that’s intentional, and we see that Geraghty unwinds by playing a first-person shooter game during his off-time.

The acting is first-rate. Renner has a young Russell Crowe quality, and though he’s a far more flamboyant character than Mackie, both should be in the conversation come Oscar time. There are a number of more notable actors who pop up in brief roles: Guy Pearce, Ralph Fiennes, David Morse and Evangeline Lilly.

In some respects this story could about soldiers in any war, but in other respects it could only have taken place in Iraq. We are told at the outset that we are in 2004 Baghdad, so that may summon the images of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld in some. But I think the longer view has less to do with the particulars of how the U.S. ended up in Iraq than in what the war does to those who fight it. One of the strongest sequences in the film is a cut from Renner driving a HUMVEE down a dusty Baghdad street, with children running alongside (some of them throwing rocks) to him pushing a cart down the aisle of a grocery store back home. He has gone from a life of almost constant danger to a life where his greatest challenge is deciding which cereal to buy (he’s faced with a seemingly endless choice). The greatest legacy of this war for Americans just may be the scars it leaves on the young men and women who leave a part of themselves in the desert.

Best of 2009, So Far

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Thankfully, 2009 has so far been a much better year than 2008 was. Out of 39 new releases that I’ve seen through the first six months of the year, I’m actually comfortable with listing 10 of them here, with a few of them being genuinely great movies.

As always, I’ve linked to the Gone Elsewhere reviews where they exist, and as always, I’m grateful to Jackrabbit Slim for writing the vast majority of them (all reviews are his unless otherwise noted). I seem to have stopped writing reviews almost altogether, which is kind of sad but unlikely to change in the short term. Also, only movies released before July 1 are eligible.

Anyway, without further ado, here are the ten best films of the first half of 2009.

1. Silent Light (Carlos Reygadas)
I could tell this was a great film from the opening shot, a hypnotic extended take of a sunrise over a Mennonite community in rural Mexico. This is a slow-moving tale of a man torn between his love for two women in a conservative religious community, but it’s riveting all the same because it never unfolds the way you would expect. It’s a shame it didn’t get a wider theatrical release, because although it is a foreign film and does move slowly, I think it’s an accessible film that could have found a strong arthouse audience. Unfortunately, Tartan Palisades didn’t see it that way, and despite strong critical backing it was buried, and there’s not even a DVD release scheduled here in the States until September. All the same, add it to your Netflix lists now; it’s a strong contender for the top film of the year, regardless of how the next six months pan out.

2. Summer Hours (Olivier Assayas)
A film that has a lot to say about a lot of subjects, including art, culture, family, the global economy, the passing of generations, the nature of one’s ties to home and country, and the way that all of these things interact. Like Silent Light, it uses plotlines that may seem routine in other movies, such as a dispute between adult siblings over their inheritance, and lets them unfold in ways that are unexpected.

3. The Girlfriend Experience (Steven Soderbergh)
The prolific Soderbergh turns in his best film in years. It’s a document of a time and place – specifically, New York City in fall 2008 – when it became clear that the empire was crumbling, so to speak. While outwardly a movie about a call girl, I see it more as a movie about how the relentless pursuit of status among American elites leads to the exploitation of the lower classes. Ironically (or perhaps not), it’s more of a revolutionary-minded film than Soderbergh’s Che.

4. Tetro (Francis Ford Coppola)
I wasn’t expecting much from Coppola’s latest given lukewarm reviews and my own ambivalent reaction to Youth Without Youth, but I pretty much loved every minute. It’s a story about two brothers reuniting in Buenos Aires and facing the legacy of their famous father. It’s funny and poignant, and features terrific performances, especially by Vincent Gallo and Maribel Verdú. And, as an added bonus, the black-and-white photography is unbelievably beautiful.

5. Sugar (Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck)
To start with, it’s rare for a sports movie to get simple sports things right, so I was impressed when Miguel “Sugar” Santos makes his pro baseball debut and walks the first batter on four pitches. A lesser movie would have had him a little nervous but triumphing, but this movie’s scenario is far more believable. In this movie, the coaches talk like coaches, the players struggle from day to day and even inning to inning, and the actors actually look like they play the sport they’re playing. In short, it’s a thoughtful movie about a sport I love, and I appreciated the way the filmmakers allowed all of their characters, including those that would be villians in lesser movies, have their dignity.

6. Sita Sings the Blues (Nina Paley)
Perhaps the strangest and most original movie I’ve seen this year. As a reaction to being dumped, filmmaker Nina Paley has animated the Indian legend of Ramayana and set it to the songs of Annette Henshaw, and the result is both very funny and curiously sad. Unfortunately, the songs she uses are copyrighted and unlicensed, meaning it’s unlikely you’ll be able to rent a DVD any time soon. On the bright side, though, the entire film is available to download from the film’s website. If you’re so inclined, and don’t happen to be in Chicago tomorrow, I encourage you to check it out (if you are in Chicago, it’s playing at the Gene Siskel Film Center).

7. Up (Pete Docter)
Unfortunately, not one of the best Pixars in my opinion, but still a plenty fun way to spend a couple hours. I still laugh when I think of Dug, the talking dog. If dogs really could talk, I’m guessing that the vast majority would sound just like him.

8. The Merry Gentleman (Michael Keaton)
Keaton’s directorial debut mostly came and went without notice, but it has one of the year’s best performaces, by Kelly MacDonald. She plays a woman who seems to find herself in awkward relationships with men, including a hitman played by Keaton himself. At first, it seems like the movie is going to succumb to the tired old cliche in which the hitman is actually the nice guy, but it turns out to be more complicated than that. It’s an unusual film in that it’s made by a man, but sees its male characters as predatory and sinister, and sympathizes with the everyday difficulties of simply being a woman having to deal with these creeps.

9. Everlasting Moments (Jan Troell); review by Nick
Swedish film that follows a familiar template of immigrants dealing with being strangers in a strange land … only it’s not actually about immigrants. It’s about the way dramatic social change can make people feel alienated even in their own homes. Perhaps it views its characters through an overly sentimental lens – the ending felt somewhat flat to me – but it is, as Nick says, “a gripping portrait of the times.”

10. Sleep Dealer (Alex Rivera); review by filmman
There are, to be sure, things not to like about the film. The story’s a little uneven, the ending is bad, and the budget for the special effects looks like it was less than it would have cost to simply buy a new Mac. But while I was skeptical when our own filmman announced it to be on the cutting edge of science fiction, after seeing the film I had to agree. This is a thoughtful and provacative look at the casual militarization of American culture, with a premise that is absolutely ingenious.

A Decade in Film: 2003

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Part four of our discussion on the films of the 00’s, this time focusing on 2003.

1) Best of 2003?
2) Worst of 2003?
3) Most underrated?
4) Most underseen?
5) Most overrated?
6) Best performance(s) of the year?
7) Best single scene/sequence of the year?
8) One thing you could change about any single film in 2003 (Example: different cast, different director, different style, different release date, different studio).
9) Most memorable (good or bad) theatergoing experience of the year?
10) Most influential film/performance/style/director?

Obviously feel free to answer only the questions you’re interested in or to write/respond to something else entirely. The lists themselves are just a starting point designed to foster discussion.

Previously: 2000, 2001, 2002

Disney & Dali – together at last

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I found this amazing. It’s not the execution, though it’s well done. Nor even the fact that it’s Salvador Dali’s work, whose art I more often than not find overrated. It’s the idea of Salvador Dali collaborating with Walt Disney and seeing what could have been and now in a way is (it was assembled by a french studio based on the preliminary work by the two). Say what you will about the company as a moneygrubbing machine, but the man Walt Disney did work together with some of the great and most controversial artists of the age. Pixar does great things but I dare them to do a short film with Damien Hirst.

Review: Whatever Works

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Whatever_worksAfter experiencing something of a renaissance while shooting films in Europe (well, if we forget about Scoop), Woody Allen has returned to New York for his latest comedy. Unfortunately, returning home hasn’t done him any good, and Whatever Works is perhaps the worst comedy he’s ever made (the worst film he ever made remains the pretentious drama September).

As someone who thinks Allen is one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, his spotty (to put it kindly) record for the last ten to fifteen years pains me. And I was uncomfortable from the opening moments of this film. We are introduced to Boris, played by Larry David, who is an irascible physicist who is a repository of all the tics that Allen has manifested over the years, but without any of the charm. David tells the audience, breaking the fourth wall, that we won’t like him. And how! He’s a kvetch, but what’s worse, he’s not very interesting. He insults everyone he sees for their lack of intelligence, but these slurs aren’t very clever (moron and inchworm are the most common). The character is instantly tedious. It’s as if a devoted student of Allen had attempted to write his own Allen film.

Anyway, David is an anhedonic curmudgeon who finds life without purpose and has no social skills. But he does have a circle of friends and an ex-wife. One day he is approached by a young woman living on the street, who somehow convinces him to take her in. She’s Evan Rachel Wood, and though she’s an appealing performer she’s asked to do the impossible here, playing a naif from Mississippi who we are somehow supposed to believe actually falls in love with David. He resists, admirably enough, citing the difference in their ages, but they eventually marry.

Now, psychologists can have a field day dissecting Allen’s persistent use of May-December relationships in his films, and given what we know about his own life it is even more sordid. My take is that Allen is an individual who lives in his own bubble and has very little idea of what life for others is like. He knows that he found a much younger woman, so doesn’t find the idea as disturbing as the rest of us. It would also account for his tin ear when it comes to characters like Wood’s, who is a cliche of Southern stereotypes (she actually talks about catching catfish).

The film picks up a bit when Wood’s mother, delightfully played by Patricia Clarkson, shows up. She’s a Bible-thumper who quickly turns into a Bohemian, taking photographs of nude models and living in a menage a trois. A film about her may have been more interesting.

Of course, the greatest sin of this film is that it’s not funny. David has considerable strengths as a performer, but he’s not up to carrying the weight of a feature film on his back, especially when he’s a conduit for Allen’s warmed over word-weary dialogue.

The story goes that Allen first conceived of this script in the 70s (it was going to star Zero Mostel). He resurrected it because he had a window to make a film but no script, so he went into his drawer to dust this one off. Mistake. In fact, Allen’s prolificness is doing his legacy no favors. Take a long vacation, Woody, you’ve earned it.