Monthly Archives: June 2010

Review – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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My New Moon spoiler alert still applies to Eclipse:

Warning: spoilers contained within.  But if you’re a Twi-hard, you already know everything there is to know about the book/movie anyway (and probably saw the 12:01 showing early last [night]).  If you’re not, then I suggest you don’t bother unless you want an excuse to start cyber-stalking Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner.

I saw this in a digital wall-to-wall screen auditorium (sorry girls, Taylor Lautner’s pecs are not in 3D).  Midway through the movie, during a certain romance scene, the volume went out.  The advantage of digital here is that they were able to “rewind” it so we could see it again, this time with volume.  I don’t think the mostly female audience seemed to mind watching that scene again.

Eclipse was moderately better than New Moon, although Bella is still being stalked by the same evil vampire, Victoria (yawn).  This time, Victoria is secretly building an army of “new born” vampires to fight the Cullen’s so she can have a chance to kill Bella once and for all.  The new borns don’t quite grasp self-control yet and are wreaking havoc on Seattle, which causes the Vultori (governing vampire mafia, headed by Dakota Fanning) to notice and you don’t want to piss off the Vultori.  Meanwhile, Bella seems to be on both Team Edward and Team Jacob which introduces the idea of polyamorous love in a very strange way.  Both Edward and Jacob save the day, but in the end Bella is planning her wedding with Edward.

There just isn’t enough depth to the characters, and it’s a bit tiring to see Bella in danger and have the vampires and the werewolves always trying to save her.  We do get a glimpse into two of the Cullen member’s past which is moderately interesting and ties back to Victoria’s secret vampire army.  Overall, Eclipse is a bit predictable and cheesy like the rest of them, but I don’t think it was a horrible waste of time.

AGEBOC ’10 – July 2-4

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of July 2-4 2010.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1. Yes or no: Will this be the highest grossing weekend of all time? (counting the Top 12 grossing films, $259,901,856 being the current record)

2. Will The Last Airbender earn more or less than Toy Story 3 does this weekend?

Deadline is Wednesday, June 30 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 10 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9Jackrabbit Slim: 16

Brian: 13.5
Rob: 11
Jeanine: 10.5
Joe Webb: 10.5
James: 10.5
Filmman: 7.5
Juan: 5
Nick: 4.5
Marco Trevisiol: 3

My Most Important Year in Film

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I was sitting behind the computer the other day, dumping footage into Adobe Premiere, completely bored out of my mind and I started thinking…what was the most important year in film for me? By that I mean: What year contained the most movies, the instances that affected me the most…what year impacted me the most in terms of film?

And in this instance I don’t mean quality. As I am sure, you are all going to destroy most of the reasoning behind why most of the films I point out have affected me, but it’s a question I hope most of you address in the comments, and as we’re all of different ages, I’m interested to see what years are chosen.

So, to start, My Most Important Year in Film was…(drumroll please)…1989.

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Review: Solitary Man

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As I was watching Solitary Man I tried to scan my memory and recall a film that chronicled a greater downward spiral than that of Ben Kalmen, memorably played by Michael Douglas. There have been a lot of films about men who hit bottom, but I’m not sure they have been complete as this one. In many ways the film is similar to last year’s Coen Brothers film, A Serious Man, but whereas that film had a protagonist influenced by outside events, but in Solitary Man the troubles of the main character are all of his own making.
 
Douglas’ character is quite a piece of work. Once a hugely successful car dealer, so rich that he could afford to donate money to his alma mater to construct a library, he ends up crashing on an old friend’s sofa. All of his troubles stem, like some character from Philip Roth, from his inability to stop pursuing young women. He also has a habit of speaking so bluntly that even his closest family members begin to shun him.
 
The events kick off with Douglas escorting his girlfriend’s daughter (Imogen Poots) to her college interview, since it is at his alma mater and he knows the Dean. Douglas unleashed in a college full of co-eds is like a fox loose in a chicken yard–his eyes light up, he has a predatory bounce in his step. He befriends a young man (Jesse Eisenberg) and gives him pointers on successfully seducing women, and then makes a mistake so momentous that his entire world crumbles. His long-suffering daughter (Jenna Fischer) finally has enough, especially after he sleeps and then discards the mother of one of Fischer’s friends.
 
Douglas is on screen the entire film, and it’s tough to structure a film around such an unrepentant reprobate. The writer, Brian Koppelman, has the savvy to make him so true to his own failings that we can’t help but watch. We may not feel sorry for him, but we are fascinated by him. Koppelman co-directs with David Levien, and the film is a nicely-paced ninety minutes, covering the arc of the character. My only quibble is that, at the end, Douglas explains to his ex-wife (Susan Sarandon) when exactly he became what he was, and it seemed a bit too psychologically tidy for me.
 
The cast is full of familiar faces, including Mary-Louise Parker as Douglas’ girlfriend and Danny DeVito as his old friend (DeVito and Douglas go way back to One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest days). It’s not as wickedly funny and emotionally profound as A Serious Man, but it is above-average and entertaining. Douglas, in throwaway Hollywood junk, can be very bad, but when he’s called upon to give vanity-free performances like this one we are reminded how good he can be.

Opening in Chicago, Weekend of 06/25

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Well, seems like I’ve been saying this a lot lately, but sorry for the late posting this week. I was out this morning and this afternoon I’ve been tired and distracted. Anyway, nothing worth burning the house down over this week.

Cyrus (trailer)
Directors: Jay Duplass & Mark Duplass (Baghead)
Personal Interest Factor: 8
Here’s a trailer I actually liked. It starts out one way, and I’m thinking, oh, another intolerable quirky indie romance. Then it veers off in a completely different direction. I can see this being good.
Metacritic: 73

Grown Ups (trailer)
Director: Dennis Dugan (Big Daddy, The Benchwarmers, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan)
Personal Interest Factor: 1
Saw this trailer in a theater recently, with a couple of twentysomething guys a few seats from me who were laughing hysterically at it. Even though they appeared to be adults, i.e., not 8-year-olds. “Oh man, that’s awesome,” one said after it was done. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddouchebags.
Metacritic: 30

I Am Love (trailer)
Director: Luca Guadagnino
Personal Interest Factor: 9
Tilda Swinton stars as a Russian woman married into an aristocratic Italian family. A lot of great reviews and an appealing trailer that reminds me of The Leopard for some reason. I don’t see any reason to suspect I won’t like this.
Metacritic: 80

The Killer Inside Me (trailer)
Director: Michael Winterbottom (Code 46, 9 Songs, Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, A Mighty Heart)
Personal Interest Factor: 8
Jackrabbit Slim published his review of the film a couple weeks ago already, and he summed it up by saying that “when it was over I had to wonder what the point was.” That doesn’t sound too great, but I’ve been waiting for a new Casey Affleck starring role since the one-two punch of Gone Baby Gone and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford a few years ago. Plus, I admit I’m curious about a movie that requires both Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson to actually act.
Metacritic: 52

Knight and Day (trailer)
Director: James Mangold (Cop Land, Girl, Interrupted, Walk the Line, 3:10 to Yuma)
Personal Interest Factor: 5? 6?
I guess this is already well on its way to tanking hard, and I have a couple of thoughts on that. First, I heard a woman in her early 40s this week remark during one of the TV spots that Tom Cruise “is definitely showing his age.” If I’m Cruise’s agent, I’m shivering at the thought of someone even thinking that. Secondly, I refuse to believe that the marketing department was really trying if this poster was the best they could do in terms of key art. That’s just pitiful.
Metacritic: 47

Sweetgrass
Personal Interest Factor: 7
This seems like an interesting documentary, perhaps. It “follows the last modern-day cowboys to lead their flocks of sheep up into Montana’s breathtaking and often dangerous Absaroka-Beartooth mountains for summer pasture.” There’s actually no director credited, as far as I can tell, with the credits listing it as being “produced by Ilisa Barbash” and “recorded by Lucien Castaing-Taylor”.
Metacritic: 73

AGEBOC ’10 – June 25-27

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of June 25-27 2010.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1. Will Grown Ups earn over or under $35 million over the 3-day weekend?

2. Will Knight & Day earn over or under $25 million over the 3-day weekend?

Deadline is Wednesday, June 23 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 10 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9Brian: 13.5
cartoon_crown1_9cs9Jackrabbit Slim: 13.5

James: 10.5
Rob: 10.5
Joe Webb: 9.5
Filmman: 7.5
Jeanine: 6
Juan: 4.5
Nick: 3.5
Marco Trevisiol: 3

Review: Toy Story 3

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I’m pleased to report that the third installment of Toy Story is a worthy successor to the first two films, which in their own way were classics, and that there is little drop off in humor, adventure, or pathos. I laughed, I got a little teary, and I thought back to my days in political science class, as the film could be used to detail the perils of totalitarianism, or collectivism versus individualism.

Directed by Lee Unkrich, Toy Story 3 contains many of the same themes of the second film–the fear of abandonment, as the toys deal with their owner’s inevitable aging, and their duty to serve him, whether he plays with them or not. When we pick up with them this time, the owner, Andy, is getting ready to go to college. His toys have sat unplayed with for years in a toybox, and Andy does have a sentimental attachment to them (my childhood toys were long gone by that age). His mother gives him three choices–they go in the attic, get donated to a daycare center, or go in the trash.

Through several near-misses and close calls, the toys all end up at a daycare center, which seems ideal, as their are several children to play with them, and the supply of kids never ends. But, this seeming utopia has a dark side. It ends up being something like a gulag, and a large stuffed bear (voiced by Ned Beatty) is the place’s Stalin, his second-in-command a large, creepy baby-doll.

It is a testament to the writing by Michael Arndt that I was simultaneously charmed by this, as well as challenged by the intellectual implications. I also loved the many references to old prison dramas, such as the hardened inmate (this time a Chatter Telephone) or the toy that made it out, and is forever scarred (a clown doll). We also gain insights into the physiology of the Potato-Head toys–it seems that their appendages can function independently. You’d have thought they would used this to conquer us all by now.

The most amazing thing about this film, as with many Pixar films, is how sharply the characters are drawn. These toys, even the minor ones, have more depth that the humans in most films. A flashback showing how the bear got to be the way he is was expertly done (much like the “When She Loved Me” sequence in Toy Story 2). The voice-actors are all great, with Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenberger, Don Rickles and Estelle Harris all back for the fun. There are also some memorable new toys–Michael Keaton as a vain Ken doll (this being a G-rated film, there are no jokes about whether he’s anatomically correct) and Timothy Dalton as a Shakespeare-quoting toy hedgehog. There’s also a great scene in which Buzz Lightyear gets switched to his Spanish-mode, which had a woman behind me in stitches.

Some of the action is a little intense, particularly a Dante-esque scene that seemed to spell doom for the toys, but most of the little children in my crowd seemed engaged. The ending packs an emotional wallop. After you see this, you’ll never throw a toy away again without thinking of this film.

Opening in Chicago, 06/18

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Breathless (trailer)
Director: Jean-Luc Godard (Contempt, Band of Outsiders, Alphaville, Pierrot le fou)
Personal Interest Factor: 10
Jackrabbit Slim wrote an essay on this movie a few months ago, which mostly got me hoping and praying that the re-issue would find its way to Chicago sooner rather than later. Well, here it is, and in a new 35mm print, too! Hooray!
Metacritic: not listed

8: The Mormon Proposition (trailer)
Director: Reed Cowan
Personal Interest Factor: 1
Documentary about the Mormons’ behind-the-scenes maneuvering to kill Prop 8 in California. I’m all for some good Mormon-bashing (in measured documentary terms, of course), but as with most docs these days, I have a hard time imagining that this one has anything in it that I don’t know or wouldn’t have assumed in general terms.
Metacritic: 48

Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (trailer)
Director: Ricki Stern
Personal Interest Factor: 2
This is apparently really good, but it’s 84 minutes long, and I can barely make it through a 30-second commercial with Joan Rivers.
Metacritic: 80

Jonah Hex (trailer)
Director: Jimmy Hayward
Personal Interest Factor: 3
When Blockbusters Go Bad. This one probably seemed like a good idea to someone at the time, but it basically looks like something that used to get released in January after studio execs saw a rough cut and realized that a summer date would never fly. These days, they just release it in the summer anyway. Progress, I guess. Also, barring some huge box office surprise, it sure looks like this is going to mark the end of Megan Fox’s career as a movie star.
Metacritic: 32

Toy Story 3 (trailer)
Director: Lee Unkrich
Personal Interest Factor: 10
As always, a new Pixar release is an event, even still now that it’s long since become a yearly ritual. I’ve been wary of this one for some time, as it just seems unnecessary after Toy Story 2 ended so perfectly … but Pixar needs to come up with a much bigger dud than Cars in order for me to lose my faith in them.
Metacritic: 90

Winter’s Bone (trailer)
Director: Debra Granik (Down to the Bone)
Personal Interest Factor: 8
Winner of the Grand Jury Prize this winter at Sundance. I thought I had missed my chance to see this – it played a single show at the Siskel a few weeks back. But now here it is, opening relatively wide (i.e., a handful of screens here in town), with strong reviews and a decent trailer.
Metacritic: 88

Review: The Killer Inside Me

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There has been a star-studded history to the attempts to adapt Jim Thompson’s 1952 pulp crime novel, The Killer Inside Me. Big names such as Marilyn Monroe, Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor to Tom Cruise, Drew Barrymore and Leonardo DiCaprio have been attached to it. Quentin Tarantino had it for a while, hoping Brad Pitt, Uma Thurman, and Juliette Lewis would star. A film was made in 1976, starring Stacy Keach, but is unseen by me (and by many others, it seems).
 
Now we have Michael Winterbottom’s film of the book, starring Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba, and Kate Hudson, and the problems that no doubt plagued the creative minds in the past are self evident here. The film looks great, wonderfully suggesting the sleepy, dusty world of a small west Texas town of the 1950s. But The Killer Inside Me is a tale narrated by a psychopath. What works on the page–a glimpse into the mind of a killer–on film seems like a so-what exercise.
 
Affleck is Lou Ford, a deputy sheriff in Central City, Texas. He seems completely normal, and is sent on an errand by his boss to tell a prostitute (Alba) to get out of town. She responds by slapping his face, and this seems to be flip an on-switch in him. He tans her bare bottom with a belt, and they end up in a clinch (this film is nirvana for spanking enthusiasts). The affair goes on hot and heavy, despite Affleck’s relationship with his girlfriend, Hudson, and Alba’s relationship with the son of the town’s richest man.
 
Affleck learns that a beloved step-brother’s death may not have been an accident, and in order to get revenge on the man he believes responsible, that same rich man (Ned Beatty), he cooks up a plan to kill Beatty’s son by making it look like the son and Alba killed each other in a lover’s quarrel. Affleck first must kill Alba, and he does so in a shocking matter–pummeling her in the face. At first he gets away with it, but an inquisitive district attorney (Simon Baker) is suspicious of him, and Affleck needs to kill more people to keep his secret.
 
The film has other flaws. It’s heavy in exposition in the beginning, but even so there are numerous confusing moments. I was puzzled about some flashbacks to Affleck’s childhood and a woman who may have been his mother laying the foundation for his love of hitting women. Not helping is the sound mix, which has the dialogue recorded way too low, or Affleck’s mush-mouth Texas accent, which frequently required subtitles. It is almost calls for a second viewing just to get everything straight.
 
But how many will want to watch this film twice, let alone once? It is extremely unpleasant–the violence has already caused controversy. The assault on Alba is one of the most brutal I’ve seen in a long while, and it is not the only scene in the film that takes a long, clear-eyed view of a woman being savagely beaten. I’m sure misogyny was not intended, but this is not the movie to take a girl out on a date. It is to Alba and Hudson’s credit that they did this movie, as so often a movie with either of them signifies automatic crap, but I am curious as to Alba’s decision-making process. Did she read the script, realize that almost all of her part required her to be punched in the face or roll around in a state of semi-undress with Affleck and say to herself, “I must do this part!”
 
When it was over I had to wonder what the point was. Affleck, as movie psychopaths go, is not all that particularly interesting. I suspect the book is a much more gripping experience.

AGEBOC ’10 – June 18-20

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of June 18-20 2010.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1) Will Jonah Hex earn more or less than The A-Team this weekend?

2) Will Karate Kid drop more or less than 50% compared to last weekend?

Deadline is Thursday, June 17 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 10 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9 Brian: 13.5

James: 9.5
Rob: 9.5
Joe Webb: 8.5
Filmman: 7
Jackrabbit Slim: 6.5
Jeanine: 5
Nick: 3
Marco Trevisiol: 2.5
Juan: 1.5

Sunset Boulevard

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This summer marks the sixtieth anniversary of the release of Billy Wilder’s classic film, Sunset Boulevard, which in my mind is the best film ever made about Hollywood, in large part because it simultaneously holds both an acidicly cynical view of Tinseltown, and a nostalgically romantic one. I’ve spent the last few days watching the film and the many extras on the Paramount Centennial Collection DVD, and it holds up as if it were made yesterday.

Wilder long had an affection for the lore of the Silent-Film Era in Hollywood, and with his partners Charles Bracket and D.M Marshman Jr., crafted a tale steeped in the romance of old Hollywood, while also as caustic as lye, with a self-hating screenwriter at its center, narrating the story from beyond the grave.

That lead character is Joe Gillis, played by William Holden. We first see him floating dead in a swimming pool (he had always wanted one, we are told) and then the story plays in flashback. It starts as film noir, with Holden evading repo men as they try to take his car, and use of extensive voice-over in wise-guy patter, such as telling us that the shoeshine man doesn’t talk finances, he knows your status by the look of your heels.

But while being chased by those repo men, Holden blows out a tire and pulls into a driveway on the eponymous boulevard. It is here that the story turns into a kind of horror film, as he meets the monster, a has-been silent-film queen Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson). She is first viewed in a long-shot, through venetian blinds. When we do see her she is something out of Grand Guignol, her hands frequently twisted into claws, clutching an absurd cigarette holder. She mistakes Holden for an undertaker who has come to tend to her dead chimpanzee (“He must have been an important chimp,” Holden says, “The great-grandson of King Kong, maybe”). Little does he know that he will be the replacement for that chimp, as Swanson, served faithfully by her creepy butler, Max (Erich von Stroheim) draw him into their world just like Dracula. In fact, her house, a decrepit mansion in the Italian Renaissance style, is a bit like Dracula’s castle, with rats in the swimming pool and Max playing haunted-house music on the organ.

But as with the best monsters, Norma Desmond is sympathetic. She was a huge star, now reduced to wallowing in her memories, surrounded by the trappings of her past life and living in a lie, fueled by Max, who duplicitously sends her fan letters. She’s been working on a script telling the story of Salome, and wants Cecil B. DeMille to direct. She offers Holden a job to help her finish it, and being desperate, he takes it. Even when she has all his belongings moved in, starts buying him expensive clothing, and he realizes he’s something of a prisoner, he stays. He hates himself too much to do otherwise.

Enter Betty Schaefer, played winsomely by Nancy Olson, a reader at Paramount who believes that Holden is capable of writing a good script. He starts collaborating with her on the sly, and they fall in love. But the controlling Desmond gets jealous, and does her best to break them up.

It’s interesting to watch this film and realize how edgy it really is. Wilder could have used fictionalized much of it, but he doesn’t. He doesn’t use a fictional student–it’s Paramount, and the recognizable Bronson Gate is used prominently (as is Schwab’s Pharmacy). Several real names are used, and several people appear as themselves, from Buster Keaton to Hedda Hopper to DeMille himself, who has an extended cameo in a great scene where he hosts Swanson as she appears, like Cleopatra on a barge, at her old stomping grounds. In fact, the casting of both Swanson and von Stroheim were both very close to the bone. Swanson was a huge silent-film star, but though her film career had been dormant, she had continued to work on stage and in radio. She was hired after Mae West, Mary Pickford, and Pola Negri all passed. Von Stroheim’s situation was even more eerily similar, as we learn that not only did Max discover Desmond and direct her great pictures, but he was even her first husband. In one scene Max screens for Holden and Swanson one of Norma’s old pictures, and it is an actual Swanson film, Queen Kelly, that von Stroheim directed. It was a huge flop and helped end his directorial career. It was von Stroheim that suggested that Wilder use it.

The film has a great legacy, mostly in Swanson’s performance. It’s a very tricky business, as she must be totally over the top but rooted in some kind of reality, and she manages it brilliantly. Of course she has given drag queens everywhere material for a lifetime, mainly in three memorable lines: “I am big, it’s the pictures that got small;” “We didn’t need dialogue. We had faces;” and then her famous last scene, when she slowly moves down the staircase, surrounded by cops and gawkers, her mind totally gone, and she looks straight into the camera and says,”You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!… All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

Incredibly, Swanson did not win the Oscar. She may have lost because in the same category was Bette Davis, playing a similar type in All About Eve, and they both lost to Judy Holliday for Born Yesterday. Holden, von Stroheim and Olson were all nominated, but the film won only three awards: for Best Screenplay, Best Art Direction, and Best Musical Score (Franz Waxman). It lost Best Picture to All About Eve, a worthy competitor and surely there are no excuses necessary, but one wonders whether there were movie people who found Sunset Boulevard just a little too disturbing. The cynicism drips, mostly in Holden’s dialogue and voice-overs, such as when he remarks that he once wrote a picture about Okies in the Dust Bowl, only it ended up being played out on a torpedo boat, or when he pitches a baseball movie to an executive and he wonders aloud if it might be turned into a Betty Hutton vehicle. Of course, there was also the fairly obvious tawdry relationship between Norma and Gillis, most seedily exemplified by a scene in a men’s store in which Norma is outfitting him with expensive clothing. A salesman, who knows exactly what is going on, suggests that Gillis get the vicuna coat–after all, if the lady is paying for it, why not get the most expensive coat?

Though the film is about Hollywood, like any great film, a layer can be peeled back to reveal a greater and more universal theme. Swanson and Holden are figures locked together, doomed to destroy each other. But in the end, each of three characters gets what they want: Norma Desmond gets her return to film, even if it’s a slow descent into madness in front of newsreel cameramen; Max gets the chance to direct again, though it is Desmond’s mad scene; and Gillis gets that pool he always wanted.

Opening in Chicago, 06/11

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Sorry for the late posting this week, but I had a Stanley Cup celebration to attend. And then when I got home, I just plain forgot that it was Friday and that I had to do Openings. It’s really too bad that we don’t have any Philly folks here at Gone Elsewhere, because I’d love to be obnoxious and ungracious about the Finals. Oh well. I’ll just have to settle for telling Philly to GO SUCK IT on the off-chance that one of them happens by. I may be obnoxious, but I’ve got nothing on those assholes.

The A-Team (trailer)
Director: Joe Carnahan (Blood, Guts, Bullets and Octane, Narc, Smokin’ Aces
Personal Interest Factor: 3
I never saw the show, although I strangely have a very fond memory of a toy I had – a miniature pinball machine – which had the A-Team on it that I had as a kid. It was a cheap piece of crap, and broke after a couple days, and it kind of bummed me out. At any rate, like I said, I never saw the show, and I couldn’t really care much less about seeing this movie. And frankly, I’m surprised anyone wants to see it, but then again, people are always complaining about how Hollywood keeps making movies out of TV shows … until it’s a show that THEY liked.
Metacritic: 46

Daddy Longlegs (trailer)
Directors: Josh and Benny Safdie
Personal Interest Factor: 6
Apparently another mumblecore film, this time about a loser in his mid-30s who has custody of his kids for two weeks. I guess one of these days I ought to go see a mumblecore film.
Metacritic: 73

The Karate Kid (trailer)
Director: Harald Zwart (One Night at McCool’s, Agent Cody Banks, The Pink Panther 2)
Personal Interest Factor: 2
The original Karate Kid was big when I was a child – I was 6 when it came out – and I remember my dad taking me to see it. It was actually one of the first movies that I can remember not liking very much. I thought it was a cheap reworking of director John G. Avildsen’s own Rocky, even though I had never seen or heard of Rocky at the time, but without the proletariat appeal of the title character of that film, and I thought it shamelessly played to the militaristic zeitgeist of the Reagan years.
Metacritic: 60

Ondine (trailer)
Director: Neil Jordan (The End of the Affair, The Good Thief, Breakfast on Pluto, The Brave One)
Personal Interest Factor: n/a
I saw this back in March; my brief thoughts here. As recent Jordan goes, I liked it more than The Brave One and less than Breakfast on Pluto. Colin Farrell is adequate. Alicja Bachleda, as the title character, is luminous. Incidentally, if you go see it, the title is pronounced on-DEEN. If you say on-DYNE, the box office cashier will look at you a little funny.
Metacritic: 64

OSS 117: Lost in Rio (trailer)
Director: Michel Hazanavicius (OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies)
Personal Interest Factor: 5
I actually meant to go see the last OSS 117 film, but never did get around to it.
Metacritic: 59

Solitary Man (trailer)
Directors: Brian Koppelman and David Levien (Knockaround Guys)
Personal Interest Factor: 7
Michael Douglas stars in this story of a guy getting on in years whose life is in crisis, etc. Honestly, this is a movie that probably would attract on interest if it didn’t have Michael Douglas doing his Michael Douglas thing. But it’s been so long since he’s done that – besides King of California, the last movie I saw of his was Traffic, ten years ago(!) already – that I’m willing to give it a shot.
Metacritic: 71

Ingenious Twilight Eclipse Tie-in

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I’ve never read the books, nor do I intend to. I have not seen the movies, nor do I intend to. But this postcard from my local blood bank made me roll my eyes at first glance, laugh at second, and then come to appreciate how clever this really is! Clearly not sponsored or endorsed by the film at all, this is just coattail riding that will have all Twi-hards forcing their parents and/or loved ones to donate blood so they can get free tickets to a morning showing.

The donation even happens from the afternoon through the evening – aka twilight. Witty! These vampires sure have a creative way of getting their meals…

AGEBOC ’10 – June 11-13

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Predict the #1 film for the weekend of June 11-13 2010.

The one who predicts closest to the total Friday to Sunday gross for the #1 film wins 4 points. Runner-up gains 2 points. Predicting within half a million earns 2 extra points.

Bonus questions:

1) Will The A-Team earn more or less than the opening weekend gross of former TV-show remake S.W.A.T.? ($37,062,535)

2) Will Karate Kid earn more or less than the opening weekend gross of Jackie Chan’s first Rush Hour? ($33,001,803)

Deadline is Thursday, June 10 11:59 pm (blog time).

To find out the rules of the game, go to the main thread for AGEBOC 09.

AGEBOC 09 score

cartoon_crown1_9cs9 Brian: 12.5

James: 9.5
Rob: 9
Filmman: 7
Jackrabbit Slim: 5.5
Jeanine: 3
Joe Webb: 3.5
Nick: 2.5
Marco Trevisiol: 2
Juan: 1.5

Review: Get Him to the Greek

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When I reviewed Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a movie I disliked with some intensity, I mentioned that I would like to see an entire film based on one of the supporting characters, the louche rock star played by Russell Brand. Well, writer/director Nicholas Stoller has heard that call and done just that. It’s only fair that I go out to see Get Him to the Greek. I’m glad to say that it’s a much better film than FSM, buoyed mostly by the appealing performances of Brand and Jonah Hill as a winning odd couple.
 
The plot is one of those one-sentence pitches they trumpet in screenwriting books. A sad-sack, low level cubicle dweller (Hill) of a record company mentions to his boss that it is close to the ten-year anniversary of a historic concert given by rock god Aldous Snow (Brand) at Los Angeles’ Greek Theater, and it would be a good idea to stage an event to celebrate. The boss (Sean Combs, in an enthusiastic if not technically proficient performance) agrees, and sends Hill to London to fetch Brand. The whole concept of the movie is spelled out thusly–”You have 72 hours to get him to the Greek.” Of course, those 72 hours won’t be easy for our protagonist, an overweight schmoe who loves music but has little idea how to interact with musicians.
 
What follows is a race against time, as Hill lands in London, somehow gets Brand on a plane (but not before an evening of clubbing) to New York, where he then manages to get him to perform on the Today Show. The two make an unscheduled stop in Las Vegas, where Brand visits his cantankerous father (Colm Meaney), who is now a guitarist for a Rat Pack tribute show. As it is a law that any cinematic visit to Vegas results in some sort of drug-fueled riot, the two barely escape with their lives, and make it to L.A. with time to spare, but will Brand be able to defeat his demons and actually play the gig?
 
Most of this is a lot of fun, and there are a generous number of laughs. Stoller’s most reliable gambit is to satirize the cult of celebrity, particular in the music business. Admittedly, that’s an easy target, but most of the arrows land. There are a couple of terrific music video parodies, such as Brand’s disastrous song “African Child,” which sends up the rock world’s perhaps glib efforts to help the poor: “I heard there was a war in Zimbabwe, Darfur, Rwanda, one of those countries,” Brand says. His ex-girlfriend, played appealingly by Rose Byrne, is a Posh Spice-type model/singer who has a hit called “Ring Around My Dirty Rosey.” In fact, that’s only one of the many references to anal penetration that abound in the film.
 
Where the film doesn’t work is its predictably maudlin gooey center. The character of Aldous Snow, pumped up from a simple joke from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, is given more depth, and it’s a familiar refrain–a world-famous celebrity, loved by millions, is in reality lonely. Hill’s subplot involves his doctor girlfriend (Elisabeth Moss), with whom he has settled into a domesticity that’s too cozy to allow for wild nights. The worst scene in the film has Brand initiating these two into a sexual threesome that has no rhyme or reason to it, and is badly directed, written and acted.
 
The best parts of Get Him to the Greek are those that exist in the moment, such as when Brand, running from a crazed Combs out of a Las Vegas hotel, has an expression of sheer delight on his face that sums his character in toto–the guy loves adventure. As long as the film sticks with moments like that, and leaves the Oprah moments behind, it works. Brand and Hill make a terrific team, and even if its something of a cliche–the slim, tall, sexy Brand and the rotund, sweaty, socially awkward Hill–whenever they’re in some kind of jam it’s a pleasure to see them work their way out of it. And, I should add, there are some great cameos, none so more than by Paul Krugman.
 
One final note–I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a trailer for a film that has so many moments in it that did not make the final film.